How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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