Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.

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(845): View more from New York

Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(813): View more from Florida

i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.

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(323): View more from California

it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner

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