I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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