ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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