I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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