his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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