So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Text me some of your sweat
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