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(818): View more from California

this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera

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(630): View more from Illinois

i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.

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(850): View more from Florida

Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack

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(314): View more from Missouri

I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc

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(903): View more from Texas

You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.

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(716): View more from New York

I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.

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(512): View more from Texas

My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo

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(218): View more from Minnesota

It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.

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