Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Barsexuality is the new black.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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