Me too!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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