Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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