I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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