Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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