garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
try to milk me bitch
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