So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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