Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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