oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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