thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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