just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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