i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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