Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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