after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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