the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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