Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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