My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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