She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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