We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize
