He is such a slut. More and more my type.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
as a side note pls kill me
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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