Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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