my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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