my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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