So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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