there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
