my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I look better un-naked...
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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