We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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