forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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