my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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