the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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