Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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