That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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