i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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