So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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