That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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