honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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