where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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