youre lurking in front of me
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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