I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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