yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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