Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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