Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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