why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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