don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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