i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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