found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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